Guest Blogger: Cynthia Sax
Aug 23, 2011 Filed under: erotica, guest blogger, men in uniform, paranormal, shapeshifter
Cynthia Sax is my guest today and she’s got quite a suprise for us. She’s managed to snag a few minutes with three very intriguing officers of the law…..
Three very large men in uniform stride into the suddenly smaller interview room. They grab metal fold up chairs, carefully positioning themselves in front of Cynthia so they don’t touch each other. The chairs creak as they sit down.
Officer Wright: Fuck, Sarge. Give me some breathing room, will you?
Officer Sarge: Go to hell, dog lover. (shuffles his chair farther away)
Cynthia: Okie dokie then. Thank you all for coming here today. We will—
Officer Drake: Why the hell are we here? (folds his big arms in front of him) You do fuckin’ know that the bloodsuckers are draining school kids dry as we speak, don’t you? Every minute we’re here, people die.)
Cynthia: (feels guilty) Ummm…this will only take a couple of minutes.
(The officers glance at their watches)
Cynthia: You’re all part of the Protect and Serve series—
Officer Drake: Lies and bullshit. Next question.
Officer Wright: (grins) Mr. Tough Guy over there (jerks a thumb in Drake’s direction) is banging a bunny though.
Officer Drake: At least I’m not fuckin’ the dog. (mumbles) Damn appropriate expression for the incompetent asshole.
Officer Wright: Dogs are fierce, and—
Officer Drake: She’s a beagle! What’s she going to do? Lick the perps to death?
Officer Wright: (face grows soft) With that big sloppy tongue. Hmmm…
Officer Drake: (rolls eyes) If you get a hard on, asshole, I’m leaving.
(Sarge leans toward Wright.)
Officer Wright: (shoves him away) Fuck, Sarge. Give me some fuckin’ space. That blood demon’s creepy styles rubbing off on you, or something?
Officer Sarge: He isn’t rubbing me. (voice high and squeaky) I’m not gay!
(Drake and Wright stare at him)
Cynthia: About Officer Savage—
Officer Drake: He’s okay. Next question.
Officer Wright: Good cop.
Officer Sarge: Very rugged.
(Drake and Wright stare at Sarge)
Officer Sarge: Tough, I mean tough.
Officer Drake: (looks at watch) Time’s up. (stands) We’re done here. (the other officers get to their feet)
Cynthia: I have a few more questions… (watches them file out the door)
Officer Drake’s story is told in Badge Bunny. Officer Wright’s story, Legal Beagle, will be released in September. Officer Sarge’s story has not yet been written. And you all know that Officer Savage appears in Silvia’s Savage Wolf.
Thank you Silvia for hosting me here today. Does anyone have any questions for the boys in blue?