Silvia Violet

Guest Blogger: Xavier Axelson

Nov 8, 2011 Filed under: book recommendation, guest blogger, m/m, writing

Today I welcome back the alluring Xavier Axelson so grab some coffee or tea and a piece of pie and enjoy….

Phoning IT in

By Xavier Axelson


I came across a concept recently I thought I would share.  While discussing a popular television show and the work that goes into the production of the show my friend said, “You can tell the actress is phoning it in.”

Qu’est-ce que c’est “phoning it in?”

Upon further discussion, it was explained as someone who is doing just enough to get by, or performing on autopilot.  The zest is gone but you are so good at doing what you do you can offer 5% and get away with it.

Hmm, I immediately began to wonder how this can relate to writers and kept mulling the concept of “calling it in” over and over in my head until I was reminded of a writers group I led during the past summer.

I remember one writer who wrote beautiful corset ripping romances.  Great sweeping things reminiscent of Gone with the Wind, if not a bit dramatic, definitely well written for someone of tender college age.  My advice to this writer week after week was to be more “generous” with the story and character.  If you are going to write a grand, epic romance then be generous with details and slow the pace down.  It isn’t a race.  Not every story has to be Gone with the Wind and over 1000 pages but I felt this writer’s style was lush and beautiful enough but was not matching the pace of the story they were hoping to tell.  I realized it is easy as a writer to “phone in” details.  I found certain elements of the romance to be typical of the genre and so tired I ached to relieve the words of their decade’s long slavery.  Perhaps I am being difficult and asking more of myself as a writer than necessary.  Are readers willing to go along with a story because the genre dictates what will and always happens next?  Wrong side of the tracks hero pulls high society maiden from her society column and deflowers amid the wilds of her wealthy fathers estate?  It’s been done and will be done again and again, and why not?  The idea of phoning it in comes in to play when a write just rehashes the story with little deviation from a story told repeatedly from the beginning of romance.  Readers can also be guilty of phoning it in from time to time.  I’m guilty of this, believe me, I am far from reproach.  I am an easy sell when it comes to books, but that’s another blog.  Isn’t easy to just find a series of books or a particular writer and just keep going back for more?  Do you really have to think about it?  You know what is being served, all you have to do is show up, wipe your feet, sit down, and eat what’s being served.  You know what the next course/chapter will be.  You’re phoning it in.

I also marvel when on a Saturday night I drive by a chain restaurant serving mediocre food to find it packed.  Line down the block, crowd control, no parking, and everyone feverishly awaiting their round of the same old same old.  I look next store at the new Peruvian place maybe offering something more interesting and NOTHING.  The place is empty.  It’s a marvel.  Are we afraid of disappointment?  Is there a bit of laziness lurking within each of our over stimulated souls?  After work, do we really want to have to worry about hitting up the new place when the spinach and artichoke dip at said chain is decent and the beer is cold?

I excite at new and different things and experiences.  I ache to be the one to try a new restaurant and am one of those freaks who write down new books off my Amazon wishlist and carry it with me to the one or two bookstores left in existence.

It was recently I found myself phoning it in.  Not as a writer, but as a reader.  I realized I read about 26 books in a particular series with little space in-between each book to read something new.  I decided one night I needed to stir things up, reached for a book in the polar opposite genre, and blasted thru said book in two days.  Boy, I needed that.  I understand the need to be satisfied, to not risk disappointment.  Is there anything worse than reading a bad book or crappy movie?  I get more disappointed in movies than books.  I struggle to think of any on book I truly hated.  Then again, I am an easy sell.

Blah blah blah, what’s he talking about anyway?  Did he just call me lazy?  Absolutely not!  This is more a plea to myself to remember to kick in a little Neil Gaiman in-between my 1940’s British fiction and maybe a little Jane Austen in-between my Bram Stoker and Bunnicula.  There’s nothing wrong with getting comfortable and seeking comfort from the familiar but as a writer I know I would die if everyday became the same and every one of my stories an expected collection of words with zero taste and no calories.  I think of my novellas as a feast and you are my guest.  So EAT.  Eat it all and then ask for more.  Generosity is a creative gift I hope to share.

Speaking of eating, and when am I not?  Check out my latest novella, The Birches from Seventh Window Publications.  An erotic culinary tale one reviewer says, The story supersedes everything else and I think that is because it is so real.” 

Feel free to come by website and say hello!  There’s always trouble brewing there.

A taste of The Birches by Xavier Axelson


Perfection isn’t everything, although it’s everything Leo wants. His desire to become the perfect chef may keep him at the top of his class, but it drives his friends and family crazy while keeping love and passion on the back burner. That is until he meets Dock, owner and chef of the new and popular restaurant, The Birches. Although Dock isn’t a trained chef, Leo finds the food he cooks delectable and the man behind the food irresistible. The lessons taught at the hands of an untrained cook may be just what this uptight chef needs to let go.


He pulled into the parking lot of The Birches and sat on his bike a minute. He felt nervous, like he was about to meet a celebrity and the self-doubt that plagued him made him queasy.

“You gonna sit outside or come in?”

Leo jumped at the sound of the man’s voice. He pulled his helmet off and looked around, but didn’t see anyone.

“Over here.”

Leo looked just past his left shoulder and saw a man emerging from the nearby woods that surrounded the little restaurant.

“Oh, hey,” Leo called out, his voice cracking.

“You looking for something to eat?” the man asked, coming closer.

Leo was shocked to find himself riveted to the spot, staring at the man who came towards him.

The man offered Leo a rough, calloused hand. “I’m Dock,”

“Hey,” Leo managed weakly.

“I was out back, picking blackberries, they grow wild around here.  I thought they’d make a great dessert. Don’t know what kind of dessert, but how can you go wrong when you have stuff like this?” He said as he offered up a large, wooden bucket half-full of dark, purple black berries.

There were purple smears across Dock’s white tank top that seemed barely able to contain Dock’s impressive chest. There were several brown freckles on Dock’s shoulders, next to where the strap of tank top clung to his body.

“Lucky berries,” Leo said under his breath.


Sweat ran down Leo’s back, he felt so nervous. For a brief moment, he thought of hopping on his bike and taking off.  Instead he said, “Um, nothing, sorry, I just wanted to come by and–”

“You want to come inside and have an iced tea or something?” Dock asked, “It’s hot as hell out here and I know I need to cool off.” He swiped a hand across his face and left a smudge of blackberry juice across his cheek.

Leo’s heart was pounding, what was it about this place, this man?

Buy The Birches at Seventh Window or Amazon

You can find Xavier Axelson at his website, on Facebook, on Twitter and at his Examiner column.


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  1. Johnny Miles says:

    Love the post, Xavier. I like your expression too, about phoning it in. There are times that the tried and true formula works for me, provided there are some twists and turns along the way but there is also something to be said for reading in a different genre that is completely opposite from what you work in. That’s why, when I’m writing, I make sure to read something like horror, or suspense or even YA; that is, when I have the time to read. Much luck and continued success to you!

  2. Xavier Axelson says:

    xoxoxox to my Host Silvia and for the kind and houghtful Johnny Miles for your comment!

  3. Karenna Colcroft says:

    I think I’ve been guilty of “phoning it in” both as a writer and as a reader. Great post. Love the excerpt!

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